Hello Tau Citizens of the Empire and our Affiliated Alien Allies!

After much negotiation with the Por'El of Advanced Tau Tactica, we are excited to announce Happy Tau Sushi^TM. has obtained the rights to be the first commercial entity to showcase the opening of a new Ramen Bar, right here on Advanced Tau Tactica! As seen here;



We at Happy Tau Sushi^TM. on T'au, are very excited at this opportunity. We are sure all those hungry Shas'la studying at Advanced Tau Tactica Orbital are too!

So welcome as we show you how we go about constructing a Happy Tau Sushi^TM. Bar, replete with Sushi Service Drone^TM. and Dual Menu Maki-Sushi and Ramen Noodle selection system^TM.. We will even show you what's going on behind the bar!

Oh!.. look!.. it's the unpainted Sushi Service Drone^TM. busying himself preparing one of our delectable sushimi plates. Hello there! (Kkzzzt!)


Let's get a close up on his superb slicing skills!..


Excellent no!? The practice False-Fish Dummy^TM. will be replaced of course, currently we use these to align his preparation protocols to serve you, our Fighting Shas'la, the best Sushi and Ramen on the front lines!

And Remember :

AHAHA GREAT!

So my Tau don't have to eat their fine Sushi in the dust anymore. Soon they will have a place to share their sushi-experience.

Awesome!
I really look forward for this to be finished

OMG, I want to buy one!

that really is cool and should not be missed on any gaming table!

i can't wait to see it finished!

Excellent news ! I just hope that you've stocked up on plenty of dips, as we all know of Eigle's legendary powers of consumption.

This little piece has put a huge smile on my face today, and I'm looking forward to seeing the project develop.

Loving that Sushi service drone maybe it can be an upgrade for Tau commanders

Will Shas'ui get a free Pech cafe upon eating there? Are there discounts for groups?

I love this thing with all my heart.

The Oi'Ka Cadre of T'au whole heartedly enjoy Happy Tau Sushi.

i am just thinking of a huge shopping centre, with many shops like:

- Tau's R Us
- Imperial Armor Stores
- etc. (maybe i find some more ideas later)

and many restaurants like:

- Happy Tau Sushi
- Burger Emperor
- Mc Gue'la

Mc Gue'la

I think that is the funniest thing I have heard on here so far.

I will Contribute

- Tau'co Bell
- Bed, Bath & Pulse Rifle
- Burger Ethereal
- Shadowsun's [ Counts as Wendy's ]

those are good ^^

...

Tael are you planing to place there 2 Tau like in that comic? or are you going to put there different races?


p.s. will they serve the catachan barking toad too?

2 words: Hilariously Brilliant!

More than 2 words: Now that, is what I call innovation! I have been wondering where have all the funny diorama gone to, and alas a first Tau one I've ever seen. May I suggest you put a conveyour belt for a more authentic feel to it?

And BTW, that is no superb slicing skill. That is one heck of a superb sculpting skill!

Tael, you are such a legend.

So no fight about sushi at the promotion parties any more! Excellent, Tael!

oh is there a 'sushi-flat' for frequent visitors like Eiglepulper?

I think Eiglepulper just gets the drone to add the charge to his tab... - F

Wow. This is really cool Tael.

I like Che's idea about a shoppingcentre too! I smell an upcoming contest to make stores.

*Grin* THAT would actually be cool

I don't know about using them as terrain, (maybe in a cityfight though?) but I think they could make great objective markers and in doing so add some serious amount of weird fluff to the game. I'm not sure though, would the Tau Empire defend their shops?

This made me laugh out loud!

Great idea

-Shavaun

Hello Shas'la and Advanced Tau Tactica's senior officers and staff!

We have reviewed your thoughts extensively and have below offered answers to several questions posted in response to our exciting venture here on Advanced Tau Tactica!

Soon they will have a place to share their sushi-experience.
We look forward to serving the fine shas'la of your most honourable Cadre!

Mc Gue'la & Tau'co Bell
Whilst we admire diversity, particularly in our upcoming Dual Menu Maki-Sushi and Ramen Noodle selection system^TM., we are so very glad to be the first off duty food service outlet on Advanced Tau Tactica.

We all know of Eigle's legendary powers of consumption.
As do we! There was a marked 2% increase in our profits noted in this sector of the Empire. The largest purchases were supplied to Advanced Tau Tactica on several notable promotion occasions. Our partner company, Pechian Exports, has also noted large shipments of their highland Dal'Yth Blend to Advanced Tau Tactica also. Though at this time there are no plans for petitioning a service outlet on the lower concourse as yet.

Will Shas'ui get a free Pech cafe upon eating there? Are there discounts for groups?
As mentioned above Pechian Exports Dal'Yth Blend is noted for consumption here at Advanced Tau Tactica, and despite such close relations to the afore mentioned quality food provider for our valiant Shas'la, there are no plans for a Cafe service within a Happy Tau Sushi^TM. bar at this time. Group discounts have been arranged for specific occasions, such as promotion rounds and holidays.

I love this thing with all my heart.
It brings us no end of joy to provide sustenance to the brave Shas'la of our glorious Empire. Tau'va!

Are you planing to place there 2 Tau like in that comic? or are you going to put there different races?
Presently this is an open front layout for ease of access by Shas'la moving about the concourse. As for our Affiliated Alien Allies, of course we provide service to such trusted and loyal friends! Though one specific item, Broken Plains Gizzard Rolls are not on the menu at this time. (Our sincerest apologies to the Shea'Shi representatives aboard Advanced Tau Tactica. We are working closely with suppliers to return this item to our Dual Menu Maki-Sushi and Ramen Noodle selection system^TM. as soon as possible.)

Will they serve the Catachan Barking Toad too?
After the mysterious explosion at our Pech Outlet, and another on T'au which involved our favourite Shas'Ui, Ryuu. We have since allotted the item as Takeaway only. Shas'El Tael has kindly offered a specific area for the consumption of this item, a long unused airlock on the lower concourse, which will be refurbished as part of this installation project.

And BTW, that is no superb slicing skill. That is one heck of a superb sculpting skill!
Our thanks! Diligent fio'la have designed some of the best protocol and recipe programs in the Empire! All right here soon, and available to order through our Dual Menu Maki-Sushi and Ramen Noodle selection system^TM..

Tael, you are such a legend.
We will pass on your fine compliment to Shas'El Tael! I noted supporter and present aide to our fio'la installation team!

So no fight about sushi at the promotion parties any more!
Happy Tau Sushi^TM. bars will offer Group discounts for specific occasions, such as promotion rounds and holidays.

I think they could make great objective markers
Happy Tau Sushi^TM. bars have been designed for rapid deployment on the front lines to increase the morale of our valiant Shas'la! Reports of purposeful "stray deployments" by the Shas'Ar'Tol of Happy Tau Sushi^TM. bars behind enemy lines to exploit the aggressive behaviour seen in our valiant forces during such recovery missions is completely unsubstantiated. We are proud to provide free orders via these recovered Happy Tau Sushi^TM. bars as our thanks to these fine young warriors! The destruction of all enemy within these areas is even more cause to celebrate!

We here at Happy Tau Sushi^TM. hope these answers have helped you further embrace our arrival aboard Advanced Tau Tactica and look forward to serving the yound Saal cadets and brace Shas'la!

- Happy Tau Sushi^TM.

Yeah, that was something I was thinking about.

Let's talk to the Fios first!

And finally Tael: That made my day! Thanks!

So where is the link to the booking system? Or can I send my DX4 drone to pick up my order?

For those who cannot wait (... and for those who have nothing better to do): Sushi-Training-Session

Ohh .. we something like a HappyMeal for the little ones (... and a little plastic toy for me)

This would be the best mission objective EVER! I love it!

I can see it now:
"Hurry Shas'la. There is no time. The delectable goodness of Happy Tau Sushi^TM is in danger of falling into the hands of the foul orks. In the name of the Greater Good, we must not let this happen. Do not fail us Shas'la. The happiness of the entire sector rests in your hands. Tau'Va"